What's Your Birthday Song?

File this one under 'things to impress dates with' - the word 'impress' interchangeable with 'scare' or 'bore', depending on your delivery. An activity to keep your mind occupied for thirty seconds should you be at home after Big Day Out or some other Friday night endeavour, click over to Birthday #1 to find out what horrific retro tune was on the top of the pop charts when your mum was squeezing you out.

The oldies pictured – The Captain & Tenille, for instance – were top of the charts with "Love Will Keep Us Together" when one certain MoS staff member was born - perhaps not something to share on dates...